Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Tom62 on October 15, 2022, 02:03:38 PMIrishman - "I used a different cock."Lady smiled and said, "WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!"
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PMIn Asmo's grey lump, wrath and dark clouds gather force.Luxembourg trembles.
Quote from: Tank on February 02, 2023, 04:52:12 PMOn a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the god's earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything !
Quote from: Tank on February 25, 2023, 08:11:15 AMNever make eye contact when eating a banana.~Confucius~