Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Papasito Bruno

I don't think I shared this with everyone here yet, but I left my wife back in the summer as she was obsessed with counting!



I wonder what's she's up to now?
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Magdalena

^^^
I don't get it.  :notsure:

Is she counting the "happy days" since you left her?

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: Magdalena on November 29, 2021, 09:25:38 PM
^^^
I don't get it.  :notsure:

Is she counting the "happy days" since you left her?

I wonder what she's "Up To" now...just a play on words Missy! :o
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Ecurb Noselrub

By now she is " up to" at least 2,500,000, and she hasn't even noticed you left.

Magdalena

OK. I get it, PB. ::)
But, I'm gonna have to agree with  Ecurb Noselrub, she is so happy counting, she hasn't even noticed you left.  :P

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: Magdalena on November 30, 2021, 08:17:30 PM
OK. I get it, PB. ::)
But, I'm gonna have to agree with  Ecurb Noselrub, she is so happy counting, she hasn't even noticed you left.  :P

Ha!!

Like she could count that high :supercilious:
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Papasito Bruno

I had my yearly physical not too long ago, and everything is good except my doctor now insists I sit down to urinate.

He said doesn't want me lifting anything extremely heavy by myself. :rimshot:
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

TheFightSong

There was this man named Papasito Bruno Mars.
He was dripping with finesse enough that his fame was bigger than pop stars.
Boys and men were jealous that he knows how to drop it like it's hot on the dancefloor better than they do.
Papasito Bruno had a 69 person-sized shower room for the ladies, it's true.
He even had enough room for a zoo in his home.
Because he wanted enough space for his lady animals to roam.
A man like Papasito Bruno has biological children in every country.
Because all those international girls got him doing all sorts of tomfoolery.
Never underestimate the Papasito Bruno.
He can do so many unpredictably exciting things, you should know.



Papasito Bruno

To those of you with a rye sense of humor, you'll probably find it amusing just saying the word "Pumpernickel" out loud.
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Magdalena

Quote from: TheFightSong on February 10, 2022, 02:52:30 PM
...
A man like Papasito Bruno has biological children in every country.
Because all those international girls got him doing all sorts of tomfoolery.
Never underestimate the Papasito Bruno.
He can do so many unpredictably exciting things, you should know.
...


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

TheFightSong

Quote from: Magdalena on February 10, 2022, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: TheFightSong on February 10, 2022, 02:52:30 PM
...
A man like Papasito Bruno has biological children in every country.
Because all those international girls got him doing all sorts of tomfoolery.
Never underestimate the Papasito Bruno.
He can do so many unpredictably exciting things, you should know.
...


I knew you were going to send me a gif like that.  :snicker1:

Magdalena

Quote from: TheFightSong on February 11, 2022, 02:32:13 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on February 10, 2022, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: TheFightSong on February 10, 2022, 02:52:30 PM
...
A man like Papasito Bruno has biological children in every country.
Because all those international girls got him doing all sorts of tomfoolery.
Never underestimate the Papasito Bruno.
He can do so many unpredictably exciting things, you should know.
...


I knew you were going to send me a gif like that.  :snicker1:
What other reaction can one have when you speak/joke about PB as if you knew him.

Maybe I don't get the joke.
:sad sigh:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

TheFightSong

It's a wildly sarcastic inside joke for me and P.B. That's why you don't get it.

Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Papasito Bruno

Quote from: Magdalena on February 11, 2022, 03:39:28 AM
Quote from: TheFightSong on February 11, 2022, 03:30:13 AM
It's a wildly sarcastic inside joke for me and P.B. That's why you don't get it.
Ah.

Hey Mags, don't feel too bad as I didn't get it either,...and I'm on the inside! :smokincowboy:
"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana