Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[OldGit]

How do you confuse an Irishman?

Show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.

[Crow]

Got any jokes about fish Guardian85?

[Biggus Dickus]

Did you hear about the 'Merican who was so silly and stupid the other 'Mericans noticed?

[Guardian85]

Got any jokes about fish Guardian85?

Why are fish so smart ?


Because they swim in schools!

[Asmodean]

But... But... Fish are dumb, slippery and smelly. 

[xSilverPhinx]

But... But... Fish are dumb, slippery and smelly. 

Most of them are greyish though, that must be their redeeming quality.

[Asmodean]

Why, yes... Except for those stupid herring-things.  The Asmo disapproves of those. 

[Crow]

Why, yes... Except for those stupid herring-things.  The Asmo disapproves of those. 

What about yellow fin tuna, rainbow trout, guppies and gold fish. Actually come to think of it most fish are brightly coloured.

[xSilverPhinx]

Why, yes... Except for those stupid herring-things.  The Asmo disapproves of those. 

What about yellow fin tuna, rainbow trout, guppies and god fish. Actually come to think of it most fish are brightly coloured.

Most ornamental fish are brightly coloured? I had it in my head that most sea fish are grey or silvery.

[Icarus]

XSP there are a few that have some color, redfish for one. They are not bright red but they are red. Several of the reef dwellers have some fancy colors.

[xSilverPhinx]

^ That's true.

[Asmodean]

Why, yes... Except for those stupid herring-things.  The Asmo disapproves of those. 

What about yellow fin tuna, rainbow trout, guppies and gold fish. Actually come to think of it most fish are brightly coloured.

He was talking about gray fish specifically. For the rest of them, refer to His original comment. 

[Guardian85]

The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer were so much longer.
The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat makes everything expand."

[Tank]

[OldGit]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_scientists_who_became_creationists_after_studying_the_evidence