Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[joeactor]

^^^ good punchline!

[OldGit]

[Essie Mae]

 I prefer dogs to cats I must admit, but Naughty Old Git.

[Icarus]

Git you are in trouble. Books and a few other kitty people are going to give you some lip I expect. 

[OldGit]

Ooh, I didn't expect that!

[Asmodean]

The Asmo, however, approves. And He is The Asmo, so He counts as... Plenty. 

[Tank]

[OldGit]

[Magdalena]

[Tom62]

[Tom62]

[Essie Mae]

Hilarious jokes - this thread is such a tonic - especially loved the Escher joke.

[Guardian85]

[Jolly Sapper]

The lack of punctuation at the end of the command on line 3 should have thrown an error that needed to be corrected before he would have been able to execute.

[Tank]

Little Johnny was playing outside in the garden one day when he pulled a worm from
it's wormhole. Johnny's grandfather, who had seen the whole incident approached
Johnny with a devious grin upon his face. He placed a $10 bet with Johnny that Johnny
wouldn't be able to put the wriggly worm back into it's hole. Johnny gleefully accepted
the wager and proceeded to the house with the worm in his hand. It wasn't long until
Johnny came back from inside the house and carefully threaded the worm back into it's hole.
His grandfather gazed in awe at this amazing feat and told Johnny that he would give him
the $10 if Johnny explained to him exactly how he managed to thread the worm back into it's hole.
Johnny proceeded to tell his grandfather about how he sneaked into his sister's room
and covered the worm with his sisters hair spray until the worm was rock hard so that
he could simply thread the worm back into it's hole.

His grandfather duly honored his word and handed the money over to Johnny.

The next morning Johnny was out playing in the garden again when his grandfather
gleefully approached him and handed him a crisp ten dollar bill, but Johnny being the
honest young lad that he was, handed the money back to his grandfather and told
his grandfather that he had already paid him yesterday.

His grandfather replied; "Yes but this is from your grandmother".