Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[OldGit]

[Tank]

Ha! Never seen that!

[Asmodean]

I still don't... 

[xSilverPhinx]

Ha! Never seen that!

The dog head's snout looks more lionish to me.

[Pasta Chick]

Clearly it's a Giant Schnauzer.

[Asmodean]

Nope. No beard or forwardd-facing eyebrow-thing or pointy ears.

[Dobermonster]

It's Snowy!

[Tom62]

Snowy??? The Tintin's dog  is called Milou.

[OldGit]

All the names get changed in the translation.  Asterix's dog Idéefix is called Dogmatix in the English version.

[Tom62]

All the names get changed in the translation.  Asterix's dog Idéefix is called Dogmatix in the English version.

I was just kidding. Some of these translations are pretty weird though for Milou. We call him Bobbie, in the UK he is called "Snowy", in South Africa "Spokie" (Afrikaans) and here in Germany his name is "Stroupi". Idéfix name however is pretty much the same in most countries (English speaking countries excluded).

[Tank]

Saw this...



... thought of Claire and jj 

[Claireliontamer]

Saw this...



... thought of Claire and jj 

Hmmmmmm, I actually don't think in the past year I've ever been grumpy towards JJ, in fact he cheers me up and calms me down when I'm grumpy at other people!

[jumbojak]

Hmmmmmm, I actually don't think in the past year I've ever been grumpy towards JJ

Oh, yes you have! I deseved it though....

[Pasta Chick]

It's true.  In fact, her ideal day would be a long with me, in which she finds and rolls in all sorts of deer, rabbit, and lizard poop (she REALLY loves lizard poop!), then kills a squirrel to bring home and chew on while she hides in her crate. 

[Amicale]

It's true.  In fact, her ideal day would be a long with me, in which she finds and rolls in all sorts of deer, rabbit, and lizard poop (she REALLY loves lizard poop!), then kills a squirrel to bring home and chew on while she hides in her crate. 

and people wonder why I'm a cat person.