Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Pasta Chick

#1560
August 03, 2013, 03:29:24 PM

Icarus

#1561
August 03, 2013, 07:23:17 PM
^ An astute observation PC. 

I have even caught flak for arriving 10 minutes past the magic hour when I had been doing company assigned work at a different location.  That work had begun three hours earlier while the damned supervisor was still in bed. Now he gives me some shit?  That happened more than once. I decided to bag it all and start my own business which worked out rather well for nearly 40 years.. Glad I did it that way.

Pasta Chick

#1562
August 03, 2013, 08:18:04 PM
On my end, it's more clients that expect me to drop what I'm doing and come running to assist them when they arrive, even at the expense of the safety of the dogs already in my care.  Yet they have no problem calling 5 minutes after we've closed to tell us they're going to be 30 minutes late to pick up their dog.  I had my own business, but it was about the same.

Tank

#1563
August 05, 2013, 09:40:26 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1564
August 07, 2013, 06:12:11 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1565
August 07, 2013, 09:11:51 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#1566
August 07, 2013, 10:11:44 AM

Tank

#1567
August 07, 2013, 10:18:09 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1568
August 07, 2013, 10:18:48 AM
One for PastaChick

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#1569
August 07, 2013, 02:29:27 PM
Quote from: OldGit on August 07, 2013, 10:11:44 AM

... reminds me of Baldric from Blackadder...

Tank

#1570
August 07, 2013, 06:43:51 PM
He has a point!

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#1571
August 08, 2013, 05:34:28 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#1572
August 08, 2013, 05:39:49 AM
Why..? It looks like a smirk, if anything.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Icarus

#1573
August 08, 2013, 05:42:48 AM
^ Awww, precious little guy

Tank

#1574
August 08, 2013, 08:39:45 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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