Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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OldGit


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Tank

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Buddy

Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

jumbojak



Not really a joke but still amusing. Apparently it really took them 362 pages to reach that point.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

Quote from: jumbojak on May 27, 2013, 07:12:53 AM


Not really a joke but still amusing. Apparently it really took them 362 pages to reach that point.
really????

OldGit

Bloody hell!  How many pages did it take to get to 2+2=4?

OldGit

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb?


Answer, flipped to prevent cheating:

nauJ tsuJ

jumbojak

Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
really????

Yup, it Russell and Whiteheads Principia.

Quote from: OldGit on May 27, 2013, 11:08:14 AM
Bloody hell!  How many pages did it take to get to 2+2=4?

From my understanding, once they had reached this point it was smooth sailing, at least for addition, as a lot of the hard work ( defining number, order, etc ) had already been completed. I've never read their Principia, and probably never will, but Russell had a shorter book that outlined it and I think that's how it wound up.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

Quote from: jumbojak on May 27, 2013, 03:26:52 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
really????

Yup, it Russell and Whiteheads Principia.

Quote from: OldGit on May 27, 2013, 11:08:14 AM
Bloody hell!  How many pages did it take to get to 2+2=4?

From my understanding, once they had reached this point it was smooth sailing, at least for addition, as a lot of the hard work ( defining number, order, etc ) had already been completed. I've never read their Principia, and probably never will, but Russell had a shorter book that outlined it and I think that's how it wound up.

And people wonder why Britain didn't make it to the moon.....

Asmodean

Quote from: OldGit on May 27, 2013, 12:58:13 PM
How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb?


Answer, flipped to prevent cheating:

nauJ tsuJ
Is Juan a common name among electricians in Spain..? Or just among sensible males?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

I don't know, O Grey One, I think it's just a silly joke.  ;)

Asmodean

Is it because it's slightly similar to the English word one in pronounciation?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ihateyoumike

Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
Is it because it's slightly similar to the English word one in pronounciation?  ???

That's exactly why.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.