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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick

^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black.


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak

Quote from: Pasta Chick on May 19, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black.

Use whiteout. ;)

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Pasta Chick

Quote from: jumbojak on May 19, 2013, 10:20:49 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on May 19, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black.

Use whiteout. ;)

Whiteout was the "in" thing when I was in grades 6 - 8 or so...  That stuff gets disgustingly dirty when applied to anything you use regularly. 

Now if I could find one of those silver-ink pens, that could be an option...

Crow

Quote from: Pasta Chick on May 20, 2013, 12:10:21 AM
Quote from: jumbojak on May 19, 2013, 10:20:49 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on May 19, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
^Love it, would shamelessly steal it for my netbook except the keyboard is black.

Use whiteout. ;)

Whiteout was the "in" thing when I was in grades 6 - 8 or so...  That stuff gets disgustingly dirty when applied to anything you use regularly. 

Now if I could find one of those silver-ink pens, that could be an option...

Krink k12 once that ink sets it is never coming off.
Retired member.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
-----
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Davin

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Pasta Chick


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Niya

Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe." –Marvin
-----
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Claireliontamer