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jumbojak

Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
Oi Oldgit watch it..... Jumbojak I take it back, I'll be the gunner ;)



Well now I've got to find a new loader! ???       **walks away grumbling abour well laid plans being ruined**

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
Oi Oldgit watch it..... Jumbojak I take it back, I'll be the gunner ;)



Well now I've got to find a new loader! ???       **walks away grumbling abour well laid plans being ruined**

Problem sorted;D

jumbojak

Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:49:03 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
Oi Oldgit watch it..... Jumbojak I take it back, I'll be the gunner ;)



Well now I've got to find a new loader! ???       **walks away grumbling abour well laid plans being ruined**

Problem sorted;D

We'll be riding in a Abrams, thank you very much, which doesn't have an autoloader. Besides that, autoloaders are slower than having a person do the job, and in some vehicles have a nasty habit of tearing the gunners arm off at the shoulder and ranning it into the chamber with the shell. You don't want to take that sort of risk do you?

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Buddy

I would be your loader, but I have already been signed on as one of Asmo's minions.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Claireliontamer

Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 08:54:18 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:49:03 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
Oi Oldgit watch it..... Jumbojak I take it back, I'll be the gunner ;)



Well now I've got to find a new loader! ???       **walks away grumbling abour well laid plans being ruined**

Problem sorted;D

We'll be riding in a Abrams, thank you very much, which doesn't have an autoloader. Besides that, autoloaders are slower than having a person do the job, and in some vehicles have a nasty habit of tearing the gunners arm off at the shoulder and ranning it into the chamber with the shell. You don't want to take that sort of risk do you?

Sounds a bit dangerous this war malarkey.  I'll stick to my original plan of looking pretty and making the tea, who needs feminism anyway?!

joeactor


jumbojak

Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 22, 2013, 08:58:58 PM
I would be your loader, but I have already been signed on as one of Asmo's minions.

Hmmm.... perhaps we can work out a minion exchange program.

Hey Asmo, do you have any use for a pretty woman who makes tea?

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Claireliontamer

Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 22, 2013, 08:58:58 PM
I would be your loader, but I have already been signed on as one of Asmo's minions.

Hmmm.... perhaps we can work out a minion exchange program.

Hey Asmo, do you have any use for a pretty woman who makes tea?

:o MINION  :o      >:( >:( >:( >:(

jumbojak

I knew I shouldn't have said that out loud ..... forgiveness please?!?!

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Claireliontamer

#1015
Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 09:33:38 PM
I knew I shouldn't have said that out loud ..... forgiveness please?!?!

You are very lucky

QuoteOne who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling.
[French mignon, darling

An American saved by the French...there's a first!

Asmodean

Quote from: jumbojak on February 22, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 22, 2013, 08:58:58 PM
I would be your loader, but I have already been signed on as one of Asmo's minions.

Hmmm.... perhaps we can work out a minion exchange program.

Hey Asmo, do you have any use for a pretty woman who makes tea?
Yes, The Asmo is hiring tea-making women to surround His gray and grumpy self with.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.