Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[jumbojak]

That can't be real.

[Crow]

That can't be real.

Yeah I'm guessing it's a joke as it's signed by Levi Roots who makes Reggie Reggie Sauce and became well known due to Dragons Den.

[Claireliontamer]

That can't be real.

Yeah I'm guessing it's a joke as it's signed by Levi Roots who makes Reggie Reggie Sauce and became well known due to Dragons Den.

I very much doubt it's real, although people from Brighton can be a little odd!

[jumbojak]

That can't be real.

Yeah I'm guessing it's a joke as it's signed by Levi Roots who makes Reggie Reggie Sauce and became well known due to Dragons Den.

I had absolutely no idea who Levi Roots was until you said that.

[Tank]

[Amicale]

Lol! Saved this. My cat is always on the table and we're always telling her to get off of it. Now I know why!

[OldGit]

Oh, I see.  I hadn't noticed the cat.

[Amicale]

Oh, I see.  I hadn't noticed the cat.

You must be delighted to be at an age where you can ogle pretty young ladies and they'll mostly think it's harmless and cute.

My grandfather flirts shamelessly with every young lady he meets. I asked my grandma if it bothered her. "No," she said, "if they want to take him home and wash his underwear and smelly socks,  they can have him!"

[OldGit]

A man after my own heart.

[Tank]

NTOM (Non Threatening Older Male)

[original_gender]

So uh, a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar and orders a drink.

[Amicale]

[OldGit]

So uh, a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar and orders a drink.

LOL!

It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

[jumbojak]

So uh, a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar and orders a drink.

LOL!

It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

Good one OG. I've never been married but have many friends who can attest to this fact.

[Guardian85]

A little boy is sitting in the barber's chair and becoming anxious, so the barber gives him a tootsie roll to keep him quiet. As the barber trims his bangs, loose hair falls over his face. "Do you have hair on your goodie?" asks the barber. "Don't be silly, you old pervert! I'm only eight years old!"