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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

Central Florida is awash with tourist attractions........Disney, Seaworld, Universal studios,Legoland, etc. There are spinoffs with lesser appeal like Gator Land,Silver springs, Rainbow springs and a whole gaggle of others.

The whole idea is to separate the visitor from his/her/their money.  I am pleased to say that I have never visited any of those places except for one time many moons ago. I paid perfectly good money to visit Epcot which is part of the enormous Disney layout. My new bride (1987) wanted to piss a way some of my money at the "Experimental Prototype Community Of Tommorrow....thus EPCOT. Actually a collection of villages that reflected the customs and life styles of various countries across the globe.

There were only three things within the very numerous international villages that I really liked. The Japanese village had Taiko drummers.....Terrific!  Kraft Foods had a huge enclosed Hydroponic farm. A young woman Agronomist shepherded us through the facility and explained the hows and whys of such an operation..The last was the (Presumably authentic) British tea shoppe that served tea and scones and other delights. I pigged out there and enjoyed it thoroughly.   

Dark Lightning

I had gone to an assignment at Cape Canaveral in '01, and my wife took liberties with my work schedule and brought my teenage sons down there over spring break. Made it to EPCOT and damned near lost my job over taking time off during launch ops.  >:(  Made it to GatorLand with them on my own time, and that was actually a cool experience. Seeing that gator mouth open to walk into the place's entrance didn't provide much confidence, but it was actually OK.

The Magic Pudding..

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Asmodean

Yes! Be proud of having been somewhat-badly created in The Asmo's image, people! :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Icarus


Icarus


Asmodean

You know, if you hold the cross a other way 'round, you can use it as a sword. :smilenod:

Respect though... When questioning of religion or ideology is in play, it is too often a one-way street with gates and barriers.

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding..

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

YES! >:(

I'm not "borrowing the planet from them" - they are mooching it off me. Get a job, you lazy teenagers! Pay my bloody pension!  :geezer!:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Dark Lightning


The Magic Pudding..

QuoteIf this Partisan Hack"If this Partisan Hack wants to put me in the 'clink' for speaking the open and obvious TRUTH, I will gladly become a Modern Day Nelson Mandela — It will be my GREAT HONOR," Trump wrote.

They'll have to change the words of this song.

77 years of privilege...



If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Icarus


The Magic Pudding..

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.