Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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The Magic Pudding.


No one

What do you call someone who has read 12.5% of the bible?

An eighth-thiest

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding.


billy rubin



"I cannot understand the popularity of that kind of music, which is based on repetition. In a civilized society, things don't need to be said more than three times."

MarcusA

Quote from: No one on June 07, 2023, 12:05:11 PMWhat do you call someone who has read 12.5% of the bible?

An eighth-thiest

A person who cannot stomach the Bible is merely a Bible-basher of sorts.
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Tank

Quote from: MarcusA on June 08, 2023, 02:23:17 AM
Quote from: No one on June 07, 2023, 12:05:11 PMWhat do you call someone who has read 12.5% of the bible?

An eighth-thiest

A person who cannot stomach the Bible is merely a Bible-basher of sorts.

Now't wrong with bashing the bible.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

MarcusA

Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2023, 08:00:27 AM
Quote from: MarcusA on June 08, 2023, 02:23:17 AM
Quote from: No one on June 07, 2023, 12:05:11 PMWhat do you call someone who has read 12.5% of the bible?

An eighth-thiest

A person who cannot stomach the Bible is merely a Bible-basher of sorts.

Now't wrong with bashing the bible.

Places of worship are built on quicksand.
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No one

In order to stomach any religious text, you'd have to swallow that malarkey first.

MarcusA

Quote from: No one on June 09, 2023, 02:58:37 AMIn order to stomach any religious text, you'd have to swallow that malarkey first.

Not at all, in fact, I like confusing Christians with the Bible: they really are idiots.
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MarcusA

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Anne D.

I'm actually a fan of that quotation "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." But your post is comedy gold, MP.  :lol:

MarcusA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dinosaur.
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Icarus

Quote from: Anne D. on June 18, 2023, 05:29:37 PMI'm actually a fan of that quotation "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." But your post is comedy gold, MP.  :lol:

Would that more of us could act on that advice.