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Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Asmodean

#4785
May 10, 2023, 10:54:39 AM
...But how?!

(The Asmo does not get the reference. He is certain He's seen the donkey before, but no idea huwhere)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tom62

#4786
May 10, 2023, 11:23:03 AM
Donkey is from Shrek. He fucked the dragon.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Asmodean

#4788
May 10, 2023, 11:30:33 AM
Quote from: Tom62 on May 10, 2023, 11:23:03 AMDonkey is from Shrek. He fucked the dragon.
Oh, I see..! :snicker1:

You know, you don't really imagine it ever happening, but this here joke actually got funneh once explained. :grin:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Dark Lightning

#4789
May 10, 2023, 01:59:40 PM
:lol: I never saw that movie, so I had no idea, either.

Tank

#4790
May 10, 2023, 02:35:17 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 10, 2023, 01:59:40 PM:lol: I never saw that movie, so I had no idea, either.


It's a good movie. Well worth a watch.
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"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4791
May 11, 2023, 04:38:59 AM
Fun movie to be sur.,  The donkey satire is a real hoot.

Dark Lightning

#4793
May 14, 2023, 05:37:29 PM
:lol: Maybe the "6 feef" at the bottom that makes the math work out?

MarcusA

#4795
May 17, 2023, 08:04:46 PM
I am holier than thee, said the  twisted soul.
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Tank

#4797
May 21, 2023, 12:05:11 PM
Hehhe
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

MarcusA

#4799
May 22, 2023, 11:16:02 AM
Life is rich, and then you die poor.
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