Ban The Poster Above You

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for disclosing the location of the "Hidden Personal Wickedness", and violating the trust of a client's confidential information.
This matter shall be taken up with your local board of regents with the purpose of having you stripped of your license and "Run out of Town on a Rail".

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned for being a Thread Necromancer.

[Davin]

Banned for banning the arts... they are dark arts, but still arts.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for shedding light on dark arts.  They should be kept in the dark.  Otherwise, the cockroaches will be disturbed.

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned for bringing cockroaches into this. Something so disgusting should never be mentioned. Ever.

[Davin]

Banned for REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED of it since the last time.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for secret banning rationale.  All executions on this forum should be public, with the reasons clearly posted in writing on the courthouse door and on the scaffold over by the large oak tree. 

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned because I always wanted to ban a lawyer.  

[Asmodean]

Banned because all this Christmas nonsense is way too cheery for His Unconsolableness. 

[Tom62]

Banned for ruining the Christmas Spirit

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for secretly re-arming with a horde of Christmas cats in contravention of the Treaty of Versailles.

[Eric V Arachnid]

Banned because it was actually the Tweaty bird of Versailles that deals with hordes of Christmas cats.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for coming too close to the border of Witzelsucht with your pun.

[Asmodean]

Banned because The Asmo is still displeased with this whole Christmas thing. 

[Tom62]

Banned, because a real God would not complain about something, but do something about it.