Ban The Poster Above You

[Buddy]

Banned.
For 7 days.
For calling another member an asshole.
And meaning it.
In a bad way.

I'd ban you but I'm a little scared. 

[Guardian85]

Banned, you scaredycat.

[Buddy]

Banned because the word you're looking for is "cautious."

[Guardian85]

Banned for putting words in my mouth. Gotta be my girlfriend before you get to do that.

[Sandra Craft]

Banned for clipping our banning wings.

[Arturo]

Banned because my Apache relatives would take your feathers anyway.

[Sandra Craft]

Banned because now I'm susceptible to drafts.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for susceptibility.

[Arturo]

Banned for draft evasion

[Sandra Craft]

Oooohhhh, double ban!  Because reasons!

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for not saying hello the other day in the market, you simply walked by and pretended you didn't know me, now I haz sads.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because she ignored you for fear that you would lock her in your garage with your invisible dragon.  Your dragon is invisible, you know.

[No one]

Nothing to fear,  but fear itself ban.

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned for not fearing the dark when you should.

[No one]

Better to light a candle than curse the darkness ban.