Ban The Poster Above You

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because banning someone is the best way to keep them around.  No one who was under a ban has ever died yet.

[Nam]

(cough, cough) I'm dying. I'm dying. Banned for not caring about the dying.

-Nam

[Buddy]

Banned for spreading your disease

[Nam]

Banned for not helping me cure it.

-Nam

[Magdalena]

Banned because you were God's Anointed But Took a Shower, and that's why you have the sniffles.

[Arturo]

Banned for blaming the shower

[Nam]

I ban the shower. Too much fuckin' lime!

(I live in the boonies, lime is put in the well water for those who couldn't connect a to b)

-Nam

[Magdalena]

You are banned because I can't connect a to b, but I can connect c to d. If you have a problem with lime, why don't you ask them to put lemons instead?

[Nam]

Banned for bad humor! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

-Nam

[Magdalena]

...But...but...

[Nam]

Misspelled butt twice.

-Nam

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for spelling "Butt" wrong.

[Magdalena]

Both of you are banned.
Sigmund Freud would've found both of you fascinating specimens.
I would've suggested he sprays both of you with Axe products, that would take care of everything.

[Nam]

Banned. I already use Axe products.

-Nam

[No one]

Hallmark moment ban.