Are you a girl or a boy?

[Asmodean]

I'm a spiritual being who has taken the vessel of a male human.

What, Optimus Prime was not available..?  ???

Why would you want human as a vessel? Surely, one which could fly and breathe under water would be... Cooler? 

[OldGit]

I'm a spiritual being who has taken the vessel of a male human.

What kind of vessel?  Do you drink coffee out of it?  Go sailing in it?  And if you've just taken it, perhaps you should give it back.

[The Magic Pudding]

Why would you want human as a vessel? Surely, one which could fly and breathe under water would be... Cooler? 

I can lend you a snorkel if one of your evil plans require breathing under water.
If you need to fly I could probably make you a Zeppelin, I have a lot of old plastic bags under the sink.

[Asmodean]

Zeppelin

Ooh! Ooh! With hydrogen? 

[DeterminedJuliet]

Zeppelin

Ooh! Ooh! With hydrogen? 

It'd be showy!

[The Magic Pudding]

Ooh! Ooh! With hydrogen? 

I used my last hydrogen last month but I know where to get some, you'll need the snorkel to get it though.
Juliet seems to be being a bit negative today, or is this an exploding Zeppelin attack on unsuspecting fools?

[DeterminedJuliet]

Ooh! Ooh! With hydrogen? 

I used my last hydrogen last month but I know where to get some, you'll need the snorkel to get it though.
Juliet seems to be being a bit negative today, or is this an exploding Zeppelin attack on unsuspecting fools?

Unsuspecting fools. Look how casual all of those people standing around are. You'd think a giant, flaming pontoon of death might cause them to, um, I dunno, move out of the way.

[Asmodean]

or is this an exploding Zeppelin attack on unsuspecting fools?

Not so loud! They will hear and suspect! 

[Piratenerforsej]

One more female joined! :
HI!

- Rose

[Hector Valdez]

Hey. It is cool to be religious. You get to make up bullshit and people will nod their heads in agreement with you. In fact, it's easier to influence people when you are religious than not.