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Started by Dave, January 27, 2017, 10:33:19 PM

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MarcusA

Tech is sexy to robots.
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MarcusA

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How do you work a toaster? I mean, how do you get that right kind of brown? Not black like my hole or light like my skin.
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MarcusA

My phone only gets me into trouble. What can I do to fix the problem?
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Quote from: MarcusA on May 07, 2023, 01:10:40 AMMy phone only gets me into trouble. What can I do to fix the problem?

For a start, never refer to the device you are sharing your life with as "My phone"
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Asmodean

Ooh, The Asmo can do that! It's not His phone - it's His digital sex aid oh wait! That is to say... You has no idea where it's been! Wait, NO!

...Ok, maybe just a little like that. :unsure:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.