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Amicale

Quote from: Guardian85 on February 25, 2012, 06:44:04 PM
Immaculate conception? Sure you don't wanna put a twenty on Joe?

I imagine Yeshua (that would have been his name, not Jesus - Joshua's its derivative) would have been teased relentlessly as a kid!

"Your mom thinks your dad's so ugly she had to make up some story about Yahweh knocking her up!"

"Your mom's so crazy she thinks Yahweh impregnated her!"

And so on, and so forth. Seriously, that kid couldn't have avoided some serious ribbing! No wonder he made the comment about a prophet not having any honor in his own hometown. All of the neighbors and people he grew up with probably whispered about and/or teased the family mercilessly, lol.


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Amicale

Quote from: Guardian85 on February 25, 2012, 07:16:33 PM




Just to play devil's advocate, wouldn't the fundie response typically be "but my god rose from the dead, and nobody really believes in yours anymore?"  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

MariaEvri

God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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history_geek

Quote from: Amicale on February 25, 2012, 07:25:26 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 25, 2012, 07:16:33 PM




Just to play devil's advocate, wouldn't the fundie response typically be "but my god rose from the dead, and nobody really believes in yours anymore?"  ;D

Well then one could talk about how this "Jesse" character said that the world would end very soon after his death (within the generation of his original followers, if you have to be picky about it), and on the other hand Thor swore he would rid the world of all the Frost Giants. So, here we are, and how many frost giants have you sen lately? ;D
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
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MariaEvri

God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
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Sweetdeath

Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

joeactor

Ok, so it's a video instead of an image, but here it be:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/z9nlcppSH7E

philosoraptor

"Come ride with me through the veins of history,
I'll show you how god falls asleep on the job.
And how can we win when fools can be kings?
Don't waste your time or time will waste you."
-Muse

Amicale



"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Siz


When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

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Quote from: Tank on March 01, 2012, 01:56:31 PM
:D :D :D



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