If you could ask god anything..

[YaarghMatey487]

I'd ask............

May I have $357.22?
How do I download songs from myspace?
Will you help Debra Messing fill out her shirts better?
Will there ever be a movie with Macaulay Culkin playing opposite Ryan Phillipe?
Are you going to deliver Debra Messing to my house after you make her fill out her shirts better?

if not then fuck off.

Hahahahaaha that was excellent. Personally I'd ask him for a perfect bubble tea recipe... I can never find the right tapioca beads.

[JoeBobSmith]

I'd just ask 

[Melmoth]

I'd ask, "If we didn't exist, what would be the point of you?"

Assuming we are the only living things capable of worshipping, that's a brilliant question, actually.

Truthfully, I don't think there would be much point to him even with us around. 'To be worshipped' is a fairly flimsy reason for existing, especially when mankind's sole purpose is apparently 'to worship him'. It's a small, two-part circular system, with nothing external to qualify it... seems like kind of a short-circuit as far as meaning goes.

[danny boy]

I'd definitely ask him why the hell he created Jersey Shore.

On a more serious note, I'd ask him why he made humans so greedy (which is an inherently silly thing to ask because it's clearly due to evolution and not God).

[DeterminedJuliet]

What's up with all of the misogyny in your religious texts? Seriously, us women can be cool. I make a mean shadow puppet.

[curiosityandthecat]

I would likely not ask anything, because I am nearly certain the response would always be:
[trollface]

Exactly.

But, in the spirit of conversing with fictional characters, I think my question would be simple "WTF?"