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Started by Steve Reason, August 25, 2007, 08:15:06 PM

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Biggus Dickus

A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!

His condition is currently described as stable.



"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 04, 2021, 07:05:36 PM
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!

His condition is currently described as stable.

Good enough to nick! :)
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Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 04, 2021, 07:05:36 PM
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!

His condition is currently described as stable.

Sounds like horse shit to me.

Magdalena

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 04, 2021, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 04, 2021, 07:05:36 PM
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!

His condition is currently described as stable.

Sounds like horse shit to me.

I bet when the nurse told the doctor about it he/she said: "Tell him to hold his horses, I'll be right there."
:fingertap:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Anne D.

Quote from: Magdalena on November 04, 2021, 08:57:08 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 04, 2021, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on November 04, 2021, 07:05:36 PM
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!

His condition is currently described as stable.

Sounds like horse shit to me.

I bet when the nurse told the doctor about it he/she said: "Tell him to hold his horses, I'll be right there."
:fingertap:

^LOL

billy rubin



"I cannot understand the popularity of that kind of music, which is based on repetition. In a civilized society, things don't need to be said more than three times."

Icarus

 

Women rightfully say that if men had to carry the fetus, then their attitudes could be different.  In that case the pro Choice adherents would number much higher than they presently do. Maybe even for adherent Catholics.

Dark Lightning

I'll tell you straight up that I wouldn't have more than one child if I had to bear one, having observed the entire process three times.

billy rubin

lol

ive been there for five. all born at home.

my wife is one tough cookie.


"I cannot understand the popularity of that kind of music, which is based on repetition. In a civilized society, things don't need to be said more than three times."

hermes2015

You BMs are something else.  :mb lol:
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Dark Lightning


Magdalena

Quote from: billy rubin on November 07, 2021, 07:17:37 PM


should we talk about this?

:notsure:

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Dark Lightning

Quote from: Magdalena on November 08, 2021, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 07, 2021, 07:17:37 PM


should we talk about this?

:notsure:

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

:lol: If I had all those parts I would have been continuously pregnant and using birth control.

Magdalena

Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 08, 2021, 04:28:14 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 08, 2021, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 07, 2021, 07:17:37 PM


should we talk about this?

:notsure:

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

:lol: If I had all those parts I would have been continuously pregnant and using birth control.
:picard facepalm:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames