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Started by Steve Reason, August 25, 2007, 08:15:06 PM

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MarcusA

castles in the air
feet on the ground, grounded -
ahead in the clouds
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Asmodean

Quote from: Icarus on June 07, 2023, 04:26:55 AMThe sheer number of stones and the labor required to set those stones is mind boggling. The stone masons did a helluva good job. Aside from admiration of the structural elements, It is a dismal looking place.
Took years to decades. In some cases, centuries. Also makes a person wonder; the Leaning tower of Pizza. It's just an tower, and it's all... Out of level. Now, a castle of who-knows-how-many millions of tons of stone... How do those keep both straight and together? Were they all built on rock... Or is it just that the ones still remaining in one more-or-less upright shape or another were?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

MarcusA

#16772
stone by stone,
the stone castle was built very slowly
but surely to the sky.
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MarcusA

Redheads are matches made in Sweden, so Dick Smith made an Australian brand of matches called Dickheads to compete with the foreign import.
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MarcusA

#16774
Emma Thompson was a bit of thinking man's crumpet before she became too old.
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MarcusA

My mind is a network of lies and dead ends.
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MarcusA

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MarcusA

#16777
Time to rejoin the land of the living. Death is a nightmare to me.
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MarcusA

Female kangaroos have three vaginas. That's mind-blowing. That's a lot of vaginas.
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No one

99.891% of hoomans have 2 faces.

Some even have 2 assholes.

billy rubin

Quote from: MarcusA on June 18, 2023, 09:54:07 PMFemale kangaroos have three vaginas. That's mind-blowing. That's a lot of vaginas.

pretty wrird critters.

at any given time during a normal reproductive life, females will have an embryo in the uterus, another fixed to a teat in the pouch, and a joey thats more or less free ranging with the mother.


and how can you smile when your reasons for smiling are wrong?

The Magic Pudding.

#16781
$2,000,000,000 for a new sport, sports stadium
Green is it sport or sports stadium?
Don't worry, doesn't matter to sport/sports grogons
$2,000,000,000 for a new sporty sports stadium
Don't spend money on that, The Arts, they inspire us, spend on us
Don't spend on that bullshit, fix the frick'n potholes in the frick'n roads.
I thought we had funding for our Mars robotic wombat, where did it go?
Does no one care about the long footed potoroo?


Recusant

"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


MarcusA

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