Actually sport it is a narrative
Started by Steve Reason, August 25, 2007, 08:15:06 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PMIn Asmo's grey lump, wrath and dark clouds gather force.Luxembourg trembles.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 01, 2023, 05:02:29 PM...So The Asmo's been shipped home at the cost of one appendix and one dignity point. That's before the financials of it all, but not too terrible.No good drugs to show for it, as misfortune would have it. And holes. Holes in His Divine Magnificense. What if He leaks now?! The Asmo wanders off to fill The Asmo with something and see if He is still a suitable fluids container.
Quote from: No one on February 01, 2023, 05:36:23 PMEarlier, while out and about, i was fortunate enough to witness some lady perform a 97 point turn to park her minivan. It was something.Who gives these hoomans licenses?
Quote from: Asmodean on February 03, 2023, 06:31:58 AMThe Asmo doesn't even have a thing that beeps at Him when He reverses. He's still mildly ashamed every time a turn takes more than four points. ...But then, He also declares failure if the car is not equidistant from the borders of the parking spot and generally has a touch of OCD about parking.
Quote from: jumbojak on January 27, 2023, 09:31:06 PMWell, I'm single again. Probably just as well. I had outlived my usefulness for her. And her dog hated me.