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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#4770
February 25, 2023, 11:05:43 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

No one

#4771
February 25, 2023, 06:31:51 PM
Bananas don't have eyes,silly.

The Magic Pudding.

#4772
March 09, 2023, 07:22:53 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2023, 05:59:21 PM by The Magic Pudding.


I've got the job of stabbing Jesus to check that he's dead.
Anyone interested, I'm taking offers for the spear in New Zealand dolllars, just PM me.
Kim, Vlad has just outbid you.
Donald, a gagillion isn't a proper number.

Tank

#4773
March 09, 2023, 01:20:39 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#4774
March 10, 2023, 02:46:32 PM
Well... The world is gettin' kinda sinful, and... We know of one way to properly de-sin it, sooooo...  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding.

#4775
March 10, 2023, 06:05:58 PM
I had to modify my Easter Jesus post, it didn't make sense.
I saw Harrison Ford snooping about earlier.
Oh don't let him anywhere near it, the sneaky bastard.
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