Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Trump and Obama are in the same barbershop. After shaving Trump the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave lotion. Trump says; No my wife would say that I smell like a cheap whorehouse.

Obama said; My wife does not know what a whorehouse smells like.

The Magic Pudding.


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