Pets...what do you have?

[technolud]

That sounds vaguely obsene.

[Java]

Um.. I have 3 cats and 3 dogs. Plus, I have an invisible pet named Bruce that I troll people with. You can't see him but you can't prove he's not there .

[Tank]

Um.. I have 3 cats and 3 dogs. Plus, I have an invisible pet named Bruce that I troll people with. You can't see him but you can't prove he's not there .

I have a special optical system specifically tuned to the wavelength of invisible trolls and dedicated munitions to deal with them.

*Taps Bruce on the shoulder. "I'm watching you lad!"*

[Java]

Um.. I have 3 cats and 3 dogs. Plus, I have an invisible pet named Bruce that I troll people with. You can't see him but you can't prove he's not there .

I have a special optical system specifically tuned to the wavelength of invisible trolls and dedicated munitions to deal with them.

*Taps Bruce on the shoulder. "I'm watching you lad!"*

Bruce has chosen to like you because you're a happy atheist. Actually, that's a lie. He just likes anyone that notices him. Strangely, a lot of people don't..

[OldGit]

What kind of animal is Bruce an invisible specimen of?

[Ali]

You guys are going to hate me for this but...



His name is Benedict. He was born in December and he is a mini Rex rabbit. He was bought for the people's daughter who lost interest in him after a month and they wanted to get rid of him or dump him on the side of a road. He was only 5 USD for him and his humongous cage.

I just saw this.  OMA! He is ADORABLE!!!!!

[Java]

What kind of animal is Bruce an invisible specimen of?

I have no idea. He's invisible. But he's there!

[Rune]

None. I don't like mammal pets and it's either that or something that you'll have to keep contained.

[Buddy]

I was thinking about how I never talk about Herman here, which is a shame because he is becoming a beast. It is hard to believe that in a little less than 2 years he can go from this:



to this:



Yes, that is the exact same hammock.

[OldGit]

Wow!  How big will he get eventually?

[Buddy]

Wow!  How big will he get eventually?

I think a bit bigger than a meter.

[Tank]

Wow!  How big will he get eventually?

I think a bit bigger than a meter.

He's a fine looking lizard!

[Amicale]

*Taps Bruce on the shoulder. "I'm watching you lad!"*

Wallace and Gromit reference? Wallace often says things like this to Gromit. 

[Icarus]

I am a dog guy. I have two Australian Shepherds who are unemployed because we have no sheep or other cattle to herd. A few months back we lost his majesty, Teddy. He was a marvelous Bernese Mountain dog. He got along well with the Aussies.

My patio (central Florida) has lizards a plenty. They are common in this part of the world. They do no harm, grow to about 6 inches long, are semi tame, and fun to watch. The dogs ignore them completely. Sometimes there are a dozen of them in view at the same time.

For real serious lizards, we have an inhabited gulf coast island that has a very serious problem with Monitor Lizards. Those dudes get to be four feet long, they are vicious predators that will kill anything that they can overwhelm. Our Everglades is over run with Burmese Pythons. These snakes can grow to 15 or more feet long and weigh more than 200 pounds. They can, and do, kill and eat alligators. Their main sustenance is wildlife like racoons, armadillos, deer, or whatever is unlucky enough to cross their path.

The Monitors and The Pythons have outpaced all efforts to eradicate or even to diminish their numbers. Neither are native to this country. They were introduced to our ecosystem when people had them as pets and grew tired of them. The pet owners kindly, but ill advisedly, released them into the wild. Now we have an epidemic of bad assed creatures that we can not get rid of. Estimates of the Python population run into the thousands. It seems that they are vey prolific. Not to worry if you come to vacation here. You will not be tramping around the Everglades where the snakes abide.

[Malakoot]

I had a turtle and a fish .. they both died so I decided to have none.