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The Banana is Proof of God!!!

Started by monkeyNutBread, August 13, 2008, 03:36:37 AM

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monkeyNutBread

Apparently bananas prove that God is real. I'm not sure if this is satire or not; its that ridiculous  :D

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I capitalize the letter g in "God" like how I capitalize the letters h and f in "Huckleberry Finn".

rlrose328

Yeah, there's a video on youtube with Kirk Cameron and some aussie idiot talking about this.  It's nonsense, just like all other religious crap.
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Asmodean

...I think we also have a thread about it somewhere. Anyone help me out with a link to it..?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

curiosityandthecat

-Curio

Whitney

Just another reason why  :banna: is so cool.

ewomack

I always thought the Salad Shooter was more proof than anyone needs of intelligent design.

What creature could create something so beautiful... so magnificent... as the Salad Shooter and yet not be the product of a divine, all-encompassing intelligence?!? I think the Salad Shooter will put an end to atheism as we know it.
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EvolutionCalling

Quote7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

Apparently the banana is a favorite of Catholic priests everywhere.

shedaytrips

If the banana is so perfect, then why does it spoil?

Steve Reason

Quote from: "EvolutionCalling"
Quote7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry

Apparently the banana is a favorite of Catholic priests everywhere.

I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"  :D
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curiosityandthecat

Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"  :D

-Curio

Asmodean

Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"  :unsure: The banana, I mean...  :unsure:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Jolly Sapper

Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "Steve Reason"I'd say it's proof of God if used properly, as in: "Oh God! Oh God!"  :unsure: The banana, I mean...  :unsure:

Depends, was the banana peeled first?

Asmodean

Nope. It came in its original condom  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Jolly Sapper

Then I suppose it will need a "bananal split" to be performed, stat!   :devil:

Asmodean

Quote from: "Jolly Sapper"Then I suppose it will need a "bananal split" to be performed, stat!   :unsure: Sounds unpleasant.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.