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Started by Tank, March 23, 2025, 10:15:11 AM

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Tank

The new semi-live action Disney movie, Snow White, has an appalling IMDB rating with over 75% of 29,000 viewers giving a rating of one! This is unheard of. It is a true dog of a movie. I think I'll watch it just for the laugh in due course.

Disney really have lost the plot. They can't even do adequate remakes of their own classics.
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Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dark Lightning

2001, A Space Odyssey. I have yet to stay awake, every time I've "watched" the movie. I did read the book.

Tank

Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 23, 2025, 02:45:36 PM2001, A Space Odyssey. I have yet to stay awake, every time I've "watched" the movie. I did read the book.

I'm... speechless!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

Snow Huwhite and A Bunch of CGI Dwarfs Because It Is Politically Incorrect To Hire Actual Dwarf actors For Dwarf Roles is indeed a pile of canine faeces. I don't know about "worst" though. Yeah, it's among the most boring and least inspired, but I have seen a movie or two where the title should have been "Nothing important happens for the next two hours" and "Even less of note happens for the next two hours the sequel" to reserve such judgement.

I think Hollywood is pretty "done" in its current form. Their overpriced, but otherwise lacking productions can barely compete for popularity with indies and streaming service originals. The hunt fior that mythical vast and cinema-going woke audience pretty much killed Disney. Star Wars franchise may never recover, nor will Star Trek or probably even Lord of the Rings. It's not exclusive to Hollywood though. Dr Who drank poison, shot itself and jumped off a bridge too.

Discounting that as a fan of a broken franchise, it's sad to see it in suich a state, it wouldn't even be that much of a problem if a. the studios had good new ideas and b. they focused said ideas towards just-entertaining-the-fucking-audience.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

Just watched The Electric State. This apparently cost over $320M. This was the review I left

"Barely adequate.

Apparently this movie cost $320,000,000. Well they didn't spend it on the story that's for sure.

They did spend some of it on Millie Bobby Brown's immaculate post apocalyptic dystopian hair do. Not a single strand out of place (even when they put some pseudo dirt on her face) throughout the entire film.

Chris Pratt and Millie probably did their best fighting a sub-par script which gave the director no chance of creating an atmosphere of anything but a kids story.

It's a classic case of style over substance. The 'look' so overpowers the production that in the end I ended up watching out of morbid curiosity.

A vaguely adequate film. Nothing much to recommend it unfortunately. That $320 million could have given a multitude of first timer actors, directors and crews their break. What a waste :("
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

Quote from: Asmodean on March 25, 2025, 11:59:12 AMSnow Huwhite and A Bunch of CGI Dwarfs Because It Is Politically Incorrect To Hire Actual Dwarf actors For Dwarf Roles is indeed a pile of canine faeces. I don't know about "worst" though. Yeah, it's among the most boring and least inspired, but I have seen a movie or two where the title should have been "Nothing important happens for the next two hours" and "Even less of note happens for the next two hours the sequel" to reserve such judgement.

I think Hollywood is pretty "done" in its current form. Their overpriced, but otherwise lacking productions can barely compete for popularity with indies and streaming service originals. The hunt fior that mythical vast and cinema-going woke audience pretty much killed Disney. Star Wars franchise may never recover, nor will Star Trek or probably even Lord of the Rings. It's not exclusive to Hollywood though. Dr Who drank poison, shot itself and jumped off a bridge too.

Discounting that as a fan of a broken franchise, it's sad to see it in suich a state, it wouldn't even be that much of a problem if a. the studios had good new ideas and b. they focused said ideas towards just-entertaining-the-fucking-audience.

It looks like Disney has really blown it with these smi live action films :(
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

Yeah.

They've run out of magic and decided to real-world their older stuff for that mythical "modern audience." Poorly. Add to that injecting current day American politics into fantasy worlds and... They deserve their failures.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

billy rubin

excuse me.

allow me to suggest:

krakatoa, east of java


just for starters, krakatoa is west of java.

it got worse from there.



its a fucked up world. what do get? sex and love and guns light a cigarette

Tank

Quote from: billy rubin on March 25, 2025, 04:13:02 PM...

just for starters, krakatoa is west of java.

it got worse from there.



That's American navigation for you!

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

zorkan

One Million Years BC gets my vote as both the worst and the best.
One minor problem it portrayed humans walking with dinosaurs.

Tank

Quote from: zorkan on March 29, 2025, 11:13:09 AMOne Million Years BC gets my vote as both the worst and the best.
One minor problem it portrayed humans walking with dinosaurs.

It was a classic example of sexpliotation. How to get Raquel Welch into as few 'clothes' as possible!  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

zorkan

How would you have expected people to dress a million years ago?
They didn't have Primark in those days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSYmJur0Npw

Dark Lightning

^ That's the kind of movie reminds me of Frank Zappa's "Cheepnis".

The Magic Pudding..

Quote from: Tank on March 23, 2025, 10:15:11 AMDisney really have lost the plot. They can't even do adequate remakes of their own classics.

Quote from: Asmodean on March 25, 2025, 02:32:55 PMYeah.

They've run out of magic and decided to real-world their older stuff for that mythical "modern audience." Poorly. Add to that injecting current day American politics into fantasy worlds and... They deserve their failures.


I liked the newish Cruella De Ville and Maleficent.
I don't have a problem with the various Star Wars TV series, this is the way.

Star Trek, GoogleyAI says that's still Paramount, I like the new do on the old movies but I don't understand why they couldn't have thought up something new.

I haven't followed Doctor Who to Disney.
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.