Why are there ants in my tissue boxes?

[The Magic Pudding..]

 

[Tank]

What sort of ants? That might give us a clue.

[Dark Lightning]

'snot ants, it's termites.

[Asmodean]

 

To answer your question, The Asmo saw a program once, which showed the land of Oz to be filled with all sorts of creatures with far too many legs and bity bits at the front. I suppose what I'm saying is, be glad it's just ants.

...Also, the French. The Frenchlands are full of that sort of stuff as well.