mormon

[Tanker]

I know that moronism is made up I thought that South Park had done their usual and over done it but it turns out the the story is crazy just to begin with all they had to do was tell the story and it was funny all on it's own.

[rlrose328]

Joseph Smith made up Mormonism.

And a HOOT that episode of South Park is, too!  OMG... SO much better than the Scientology episode.

"Joseph Smith was a prophet, DUM DUM DUM DUM..."  I almost fell out of my seat!!!  

And here is a Wiki article about the Temple garments (Mormon Underwear) with a picture.  Funny, but when I first did a search online for a picture of the underwear about 5 years ago, it was nowhere to be found online.  We had neighbors with whom we wanted to do Trading Spaces but she was afraid they crew would paint their leather couch.  I was like, "You have a leather couch?  Don't your legs stick to it in the summer?"  She told me she was Mormon and she didn't wear shorts short enough for that to happen because of her underwear.  I didn't know her well enough to grill her on her undergarments, so I did some research.  It wasn't until just a few years ago that I found photos.

According to LDS sites, they can remove it to bathe, swim or be intimate in marriage.  But sunbathing is right out.  Hence, their ghostly paleness.  

[afreethinker30]

I really don't see why someone would want to wear that.Imagine how hot it must be when its summer.

[rlrose328]

YES!  And according to the Mormon sites (the ones that say WHEN they can take it OFF) also say that women in general wear their "support" garments (i.e., bra?) on TOP of the temple garments.  Yikes!  Can you imagine how hot that would be?  There's also information for Mormon athletes on how to account for their temple garments while wearing the skimpy clothing usually required for the Olympics, like the runners for example.  

Nope... no coffee, no Pepsi, long underwear?  No can do.  

[afreethinker30]

I couldn't do it.I hate wearing a bra most of the time.No Pepsi?Yikes!!

[myleviathan]

I know that moronism is made up I thought that South Park had done their usual and over done it but it turns out the the story is crazy just to begin with all they had to do was tell the story and it was funny all on it's own.

I think that's true of the majority of theist myths. They're all so funny and random.

[myleviathan]

Plus Joseph Smith was freaky looking.

[afreethinker30]

That's what happens when first cousins have a baby  

[myleviathan]

That's what happens when first cousins have a baby      

Doesn't he look like he's trying to seduce you?

[afreethinker30]

That's what happens when first cousins have a baby      :crazy: