I have a weird question.

[Asmodean]

I have a weird answer.

I'm guessing that there's one crazy hospital employee in each area that collects these items in jars in their basement or attic. Kinda like the janitor from Scrubs. They probably name the parts after the original owners. I have never had anything removed so I'm certain that there isn't a body part named after me in some scuzzy guy's collection.

Adios

Hmm... Freddy the Brain Tumor... Hafta' admit it does have a nice ring to it!  

[freeatlast]

Melanie Malignant Melanoma
Archie Appendix

Dammit