Dear God

No one · May 03, 2023, 09:44:56 PM

Dear god,

You are hereby cordially invited to pick the corn out of my shit. You can wash it down with the sweat of my balls.

MarcusA · May 03, 2023, 09:48:01 PM

Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 09:44:56 PMDear god,

You are hereby cordially invited to pick the corn out of my shit. You can wash it down with the sweat of my balls.

Jesus, No one.

No one · May 03, 2023, 09:52:04 PM

He can help.

MarcusA · May 03, 2023, 09:58:52 PM

Jesus loves me...like a hole in the head.

No one · May 03, 2023, 10:21:56 PM

No, just the hole in your head.

MarcusA · May 03, 2023, 10:26:24 PM

Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 10:21:56 PMNo, just the hole in your head.

My ass.

No one · May 03, 2023, 10:31:17 PM

Yeah, that hole as well.

MarcusA · May 03, 2023, 10:36:55 PM

The hole that fits in the hole in the head, yes?

No one · May 03, 2023, 11:26:40 PM

Are you a contortionist?

MarcusA · May 03, 2023, 11:41:08 PM

Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 11:26:40 PMAre you a contortionist?

My ass, silly.

MarcusA · May 06, 2023, 07:53:13 AM

Dear God, disappear.

MarcusA · May 13, 2023, 06:29:38 AM

Dear God, get rooted.

MarcusA · May 23, 2023, 05:54:20 AM

Dear God, you smell bad, it must be because you're dead.

MarcusA · June 01, 2023, 02:50:20 AM

Dear God, do something other than disturbing the mad for chrissakes.

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