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Started by The Magic Pudding., March 22, 2023, 07:54:12 AM

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#30
May 26, 2023, 06:21:44 AM
Quote from: Icarus on May 19, 2023, 04:08:08 AMGod actually meant to have his subjects learn the multiplication tables up to twelve. 

Surely he was not encouraging us to become Swingers.

 :lol:  :rimshot:
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

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#31
May 27, 2023, 05:09:02 AM
God says, Who do you think I am? I say at a safe distance, Not God.
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#32
July 14, 2023, 09:48:02 PM
God says nothing anymore.
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August 02, 2023, 08:51:56 AM Last Edit: August 10, 2023, 07:34:19 PM by MarcusA
God says, Let the Devil have him. And I say, Thank you, God, I never believed in him neither.
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#34
August 02, 2023, 11:34:10 PM
God says that it's all or nothing. I say, Fuck all that!
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#35
August 08, 2023, 05:30:14 AM
God says sorry when you are on the toilet battling to shit.
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#36
August 10, 2023, 04:50:10 AM
God says jump, and you say, how high?
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#37
August 10, 2023, 07:14:37 PM
God says that he is the Spirit of the World. I say that he is a stink about nothing.
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