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Started by The Magic Pudding., March 22, 2023, 07:54:12 AM

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Old Seer

Quote from: Tank on March 24, 2023, 10:58:27 AMMy dog would be a better god than God!
That's quite true. Almost anyone I know would be a better God than ---- God.
The only thing possible the world needs saving from are the ones running it.
Oh lord, save us from those wanting to save us.
I'm not a Theist.

Anne D.

God says you're all to send me money so that I can spread his word. Be generous, dig deep, fellow HAFers.

Asmodean

Yes! The LORD needs money!

Omnipotence is bloody expensive. :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding.

God, I have an issue with these cheap biscuits, they break easy, I think I should be able to eat more if they're are broken.



Thanks god.
God says broken biscuits only have half the fat/sugar 'n stuff by weight that whole biscuits do.

MarcusA

God says, Go forth and multiply, therefore it's an orgy that he wants.
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Bluenose

Well, to be brutally honest and serious for a moment:  god doesn't actually say anything.  Nonexistent beings don't talk.
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Icarus

God actually meant to have his subjects learn the multiplication tables up to twelve. 

Surely he was not encouraging us to become Swingers.

MarcusA

God says, Kill and die. I say, Fuck you.
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billy rubin

god says

pineapple pizza is okay. artichoke pizza is not okay.


set the function, not the mechanism.

MarcusA

Quote from: billy rubin on May 20, 2023, 12:39:37 PMgod says

pineapple pizza is okay. artichoke pizza is not okay.

Personally, I like pineapple on a pizza, so that's okay of God.
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MarcusA

God says nothing to Santa and the elves.
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Dark Lightning

Quote from: Icarus on May 19, 2023, 04:08:08 AMGod actually meant to have his subjects learn the multiplication tables up to twelve. 

Surely he was not encouraging us to become Swingers.

I'm sure that the Babylonians disagree, since they used hexadecimal. :P

MarcusA

God says, Invent the clock, so the Greeks pinched the idea from the Babylonians.
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MarcusA

God says, Enjoy hell. I say, Old man, you are long gone.
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MarcusA

God says, You are God. I say, I am a man.
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