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About last night (A Haiku)

Started by No one, March 17, 2023, 01:49:17 PM

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MarcusA

Sitting outside at night
having a smoke - a bloody
noisy bandicoot - shit.
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billy rubin

what do bandicoots sound like?


set the function, not the mechanism.

MarcusA

Bandicoots just scurry around on their little paws.
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No one

The bandicoot dare
Scurry here then scurry there.
With your paws so fair

The Magic Pudding.

#34
A dead bandicoot
Another dog offering
I Didn't want a dog

MarcusA

bandicoot in my backyard
disturbing the peace and quiet,
much like me.
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No one

Backyard disturbance
Oh, it's that Marcus again
Peace and quiet, gone

MarcusA

You certainly have this haiku stuff down pat, No one.
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No one

I have my moments
Appreciate the kudos
Now I'm overwhelmed

MarcusA

kudos deserved
for those moments of clarity
that serve you well
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No one

Pulls reverse kudos
Mister A, here's some for you
Some Vegemite too

MarcusA

Eating Vegemite
is better than starving to
death, it must be said.
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Tank

I prefer Vegemite to Marmite. Taste is virtually the same but Vegemite has a nicer texture, more buttery.
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MarcusA

Vegemite vs. Marmite.
It is all black shit to me.
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No one

Cyril Callister.
In nineteen twenty two, made
Some other black shit.