About last night (A Haiku)

[MarcusA]

Sitting outside at night
having a smoke - a bloody
noisy bandicoot - shit.

[billy rubin]

what do bandicoots sound like?

[MarcusA]

Bandicoots just scurry around on their little paws.

[No one]

The bandicoot dare
Scurry here then scurry there.
With your paws so fair

[The Magic Pudding.]

A dead bandicoot
Another dog offering
I Didn't want a dog

[MarcusA]

bandicoot in my backyard
disturbing the peace and quiet,
much like me.

[No one]

Backyard disturbance
Oh, it's that Marcus again
Peace and quiet, gone

[MarcusA]

You certainly have this haiku stuff down pat, No one.

[No one]

I have my moments
Appreciate the kudos
Now I'm overwhelmed

[MarcusA]

kudos deserved
for those moments of clarity
that serve you well

[No one]

Pulls reverse kudos
Mister A, here's some for you
Some Vegemite too

[MarcusA]

Eating Vegemite
is better than starving to
death, it must be said.

[Tank]

I prefer Vegemite to Marmite. Taste is virtually the same but Vegemite has a nicer texture, more buttery.

[MarcusA]

Vegemite vs. Marmite.
It is all black shit to me.

[No one]

Cyril Callister.
In nineteen twenty two, made
Some other black shit.