I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something

[The Magic Pudding.]

Apparently the Pope has given King Charles a bit of the true cross for his coronation.
Should we give his something?
I've had a bit of a look through the HAF reliquary shelves but I don't know what he'd like.
A piece of Darwin's true beard?
A shard from Russell's teapot? 
Who broke that anyway? 
Ah, I'm finding it hard to get motivated.
Maybe someone can come up with something.

[billy rubin]

what exactly do you do with it? stick it in the tower with all the stolen goods?

[Tank]

Light a small fire? I'd do that

[Ecurb Noselrub]

The Pope should have given his entrails.


(First prize goes to the one who recognizes this literary/historical allusion).

[MarcusA]

What a king really needs is a large slice of humble pie, what do you think, Magic Pudding?

[Asmodean]

2000 year old wood, probably full of splinters besides... Yeah, I'd go with an Xbox myself, but then what do I know? I'm neither pope nor king.

[MarcusA]

The true cross and the holy grail are both myths.

[MarcusA]

Nobody lives forever. Heaven and hell are both figments of the imagination.

[MarcusA]

I suppose that we could just let him eat quiche.