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A three year old dies in botched exorcism attempt

Started by Asmodean, May 13, 2022, 11:34:34 AM

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Apparently, it happened last September, but the local media have been buzzing a bit about the case, so I thought that like a good churnalist, I, too, would cover their coverage.

From what I understand, the little girl was basically choked to death because the mother (with some others) was trying to induce gag reflex to make her vomit out the demon with which she was possessed, which... Made the girl wake up and cry at night.

Quote from: Source 3In a video she [the mother] herself uploaded to Youtube, she says she doesn't want to be sad or negative.

"There are many reasons God took her. What if something happened to her, what if she had some sickness? That's what it is," she says in the video.
Yeah... What if you killed her..?

I know it's the kids' job to be annoying, but if they wake up and cry at night, might an alternate explanation to demonic possession be that you don't fucking feed them and their stomach hurts? Or maybe that you neglect them, and they feel scared/abandoned/whatever it is a otherwise well-adjusted child supposed to feel in such situations?

In any case, the verdict is not in at this point, but I found it worth sharing. Follow stupid recipes - bake stupid cakes, and the perfect word of God is more full of stupid than your average twenty-something "life" "coach."

Source 1: A source in English;
https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/05/09/church-exorcism-kidnapping-san-jose/

Source 2: A statement of facts which looks legit, but comes from a different source, which is often not;
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/21970391/sof-public.pdf

Source 3: Original source
https://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/i/34GlRv/3-aar-gammal-jente-doede-under-forsoek-paa-eksorsisme
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

No one

For the most powerful being in existence, this god character certainly needs a considerable amount of assistance.

Asmodean

Quote from: No one on May 13, 2022, 04:05:20 PMFor the most powerful being in existence, this god character certainly needs a considerable amount of assistance.
I know, right? He needs you to choke them demons out of those pesky, annoying kids!

As a being of limited arm capability, The Asmo tends to agree. :sadnod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.