You choose...

[billy rubin]

just tbe pizza.

i would love to go vegan again but carrying a weeks worth of plants is hard to do and there is nothing on the road. so i eat anchovies and sardines. the high point of my day is a huge bag salad from out of the 12v refrigerator

that just broke down

hot asian food or not hot asian food?

[Tom62]

I love it spicy, but it must be original Asian food.

Tea or coffee?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Definitely coffee.

North or south?

[billy rubin]

south. warmer there. i can take up to 46 C. after that im worthless.

ashes or dust?

[Icarus]

In my neck of the woods, Florida, we would also be worthless at 46 centigrade, or 114.8 F.  38 C would be an unusual occurrence here.

The only time I approach that body temp is when I am seriously angered by my governor and his shit head Trumpist senators, representatives, and State Surgeon General. 

Ashes or dust? Will not matter if we get into a nuke confrontation with the Ruskies. Otherwise: I am a member of the former Hemlock society, now known as the Neptune society. I will be cremated so I reckon the answer is ashes.

Kentucky bourbon or Highlands Scotch.

[Tom62]

Kentucky bourbon. I prefer however Islay whiskey.

Rum or cognac?

[Dark Lightning]

Cognac.

Cheddar or brie?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Brie, with some of that cognac.

Blondes or brunettes?

[billy rubin]

blonde, because i married one. but all women are beautiful

kitfo: raw or rare?

[Tom62]

Cooked lightly rare

French or Italian cuisine?

[Bluenose]

French, but always remembering that the French hate the Italians because it was the Italians that taught the French how to cook...

steak and kudney or steak and mushroom?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Mushrooms.

Travel to Italy or travel to India.

[Tom62]

To Italy, because it is closer and not so hot.

Smart casual or black tie

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Smart casual, if that much. I prefer "work-from-home-bum".

You have 4 days vacation with plenty of money on hand.
New York or New Orleans?

[billy rubin]

neither. can i do that?  i have spent my life actively avoiding both places. havent been on foot in NYC since 1965, and turned down a job offer in new orleans.

but i would take lake champlain in new york or anywhere in louisiana along the intracoastal waterway.

death or unga bunga?