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Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien

Started by Conflicted Alien, August 20, 2021, 07:58:51 PM

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billy rubin

lol

the nearest whole foods to me is 130 miles

but i have seen it for sale occasionally around here. but its so easy to grow ive never bought any


more people have been to berlin than i have

Magdalena

Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.

QuoteNo consent required.
That's the same thing that Gabriel said to Mary and Joseph.  :reading:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

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Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 09:56:00 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien:computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

Thanks Magdelena ;-> Definitely Pleiadean.

Hmm.  :chin:

QuoteIn ufology, Nordic aliens are humanoid extraterrestrials purported to come from the Pleiades who resemble Nordic-Scandinavians.[1] Professed contactees describe them as being six to seven feet tall (about two meters) with long blonde hair, blue eyes,[2] and fair skin.[3][2][4]

Is this accurate?  :eyebrow:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Brian Ó Seanacháin

Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.

A belated welcome to the fora.  Forgive my tardiness but I was on holidays and afk.

You saying Aloe Vera is god?
I like to pay my taxes.  With them I buy civilisation.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jnr, Supreme Court Justice.

Also, the only GAA in the village.

xSilverPhinx

:wave hi: Welcome to the forum, Conflicted Alien!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey