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Started by Conflicted Alien, August 20, 2021, 07:58:51 PM

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Conflicted Alien

I look at this planet and wonder... How have they lasted this long?

I'd like to help the people on this planet, but they are too well practiced at the art of creating new problems.

When I say "They", I mean those humans who have convinced the rest that they (The 1% who tend to rule by way of violence and scarcity) are the ones in power.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Tank

Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

No one

Humans suck. The whole lot of them.

Conflicted Alien

Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Magdalena

Hi,  Conflicted Alien:computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Recusant

Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 20, 2021, 07:58:51 PM
I look at this planet and wonder... How have they lasted this long?

I'd like to help the people on this planet, but they are too well practiced at the art of creating new problems.

When I say "They", I mean those humans who have convinced the rest that they (The 1% who tend to rule by way of violence and scarcity) are the ones in power.

Hello and welcome to HAF, Conflicted Alien. New problems are cool, but the real money is in repackaging old ones.  :devil2:

If oligarchy is an illusion, it's been rather good at maintaining itself for the last few thousand years.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here.

:spagwelcome:
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


Bad Penny II

Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

billy rubin



set the function, not the mechanism.

Dark Lightning


Bluenose

Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien:computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

I rather suspect Thranx

Oh, and Confilcted: greetings and salutations from The Land Downunder
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Magdalena

Quote from: Bluenose on August 22, 2021, 01:37:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien:computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

I rather suspect Thranx

Oh, and Confilcted: greetings and salutations from The Land Downunder

They are a sapient insectoid race indigenous to Hivehom within the Hivehom System.
--Everyone knows that.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Conflicted Alien

Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien:computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

Thanks Magdelena ;-> Definitely Pleiadean.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Conflicted Alien

Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

billy rubin

ive got a huge mess of that growing out of an old boot in the bathroom window. been harvesting that one plant for maybe ten or twenty years now.

great for motorcycle road rash

but i have never eaten the stuff


set the function, not the mechanism.

Conflicted Alien

Quote from: billy rubin on August 22, 2021, 10:12:05 PM
ive got a huge mess of that growing out of an old boot in the bathroom window. been harvesting that one plant for maybe ten or twenty years now.

great for motorcycle road rash

but i have never eaten the stuff

Check out any Whole Foods. They sell it as a remedy for indigestion.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.