1000 post psrty for...

[Tank]

Randy!

Well done and thank you for your contributions!!!

[billy rubin]

yes

congratulations

[Dark Lightning]

Come on, "motor fingers", pick up the pace! 

[Randy]

Thanks everyone. If I could get liquored up you'd see some motor fingers alright. Morphine doesn't do it. Oxycontin might but I can't crush the tablet so the pills are worthless.

Unfortunately what you see are the ramblings of a sober man.

[Magdalena]

Randy gets a spoon or fork, or a knife!

Congratulations.
I'm glad you are here.

[Randy]

Thank you, Magdalena. I love it here. It's a fun group and I feel like I fit in.

[hermes2015]

Congratulations on 1000 valuable posts.

[xSilverPhinx]

Congrats, Randy! Sober or not, 1000 posts is an important milestone and the newly one thousanded-ed-ed-ed member must make a speech.  

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 

[Randy]

Stands on soap box although already tall:

Friends, I humbly stand before you in my pajamas. They have little bears all over them against blue fabric. But that has nothing to do with the speech so please ignore that. Besides, it's not quite dignified when behind a virtual podium.

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

[Tank]

Stands on soap box although already tall:

Friends, I humbly stand before you in my pajamas. They have little bears all over them against blue fabric. But that has nothing to do with the speech so please ignore that. Besides, it's not quite dignified when behind a virtual podium.

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

[xSilverPhinx]

Stands on soap box although already tall:

Friends, I humbly stand before you in my pajamas. They have little bears all over them against blue fabric. But that has nothing to do with the speech so please ignore that. Besides, it's not quite dignified when behind a virtual podium.

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

Don't worry about what you're wearing, 2020 was the year of sweatpants and pyjamas, nobody will think anything of it!

[billy rubin]

you can even stand there naked

i do that, and my daughters tell me,

put some clothes on, dad

and go back to their phones

they pay little attention to me anyway

[Magdalena]

...

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9750.0
What's with all the cutlery?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=3351.0
What are the User Ranks?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=14281.0
HAF Cutlery

[Randy]

...

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9750.0
What's with all the cutlery?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=3351.0
What are the User Ranks?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=14281.0
HAF Cutlery

It doesn't look like The Magic Pudding is around anymore. I may have missed something though.

[Tank]

...

I accept this... this... actually I don't know what this is but I accept it anyway with pride. I hope to be a shining example to others whom have yet to cross this milestone that if I can do it then I talk too much. I mean, if I can do it so can you.

Steps off soapbox.

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9750.0
What's with all the cutlery?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=3351.0
What are the User Ranks?

https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=14281.0
HAF Cutlery

It doesn't look like The Magic Pudding is around anymore. I may have missed something though.

His current incarnation is Bad Penny II