String of Insults

[Magdalena]

i assure you that i could rip a whole set of new assholes among some of us. but i won't, because being a jerk isn't why i'm here.

[billy rubin]

well, sometimez i really am a jerk.

[No one]

Sometimes?

[Magdalena]

You are such a macho man that if one day you choke to death on gummy bears, you're gonna want people to say you were killed by bears and leave it at that.

[Magdalena]

well, sometimez i really am a jerk.

A lot of us are.

[Biggus Dickus]

Oh yeah?

Well your mamma so dumb she thinks the moon landings were faked!

[Magdalena]

Oh yeah?

You is so stupid that you stared at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said: "concentrate."

[No one]

If brains were dynamite, you do not possess enough to blow your nose.

[Dark Lightning]

Your brain is so small that is would rattle around in an ant's butt like a BB (3mm diameter steel ball) in a boxcar.

[Bad Penny II]

But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

That's Bob's, you're supposed to do your own.

The thing I like about HAF is all the other like minded people.

[Magdalena]

But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

That's Bob's, you're supposed to do your own.

You two...when I try to enter your discussions:

[No one]

If assholes could fly, this place would be Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.

[Buddy]

You suck so much I've named my vacuum after you.

[Biggus Dickus]

Since getting to know you here at HAF I've realize that if they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they could sure make something out of you.

[No one]

If you shaved your ass and walked backwards, people would qustion why your sibling was hiding for so long, and how unfair it was that they got all the looks.