String of Insults

[Biggus Dickus]

Your momma so dumb she thinks the earth is flat!

[Siz]

[Biggus Dickus]

[Magdalena]

You're so ugly, even Hello Kitty says goodbye.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

You're the only person in history that Mr. Rogers didn't like.

[Magdalena]

 


You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.

[Dark Lightning]

No-good father-raping baby-stabbing four-door brass-plated son of a bitch!

[No one]

Ray Comfort, is that you?

[Dark Lightning]

Ray Comfort, is that you?

Yabut, I changed the channel, now.  That is one I learned from one of my high-school friends.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.

At least I have some art in my home. Your walls just have booger smears.

(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor.  I don't want to piss anyone off).   

[No one]

Pissed off is better than pissed on. Unless urine to that. Also, you've got it all backwards.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Pissed off is better than pissed on. Unless urine to that. Also, you've got it all backwards.

Yes, you are right, I've got it backwards.  Sometimes I'm too nice.  By the way, your face looks like an orangutan's asshole.

[No one]

Well, I guess the world's leading orangutan asshole prober would know.

[Magdalena]

You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.

At least I have some art in my home. Your walls just have booger smears.

(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor.  I don't want to piss anyone off).   

"Booger smears." Ouch! --That really hurt.
Well, at least I didn't kill the artist and took his cave and now refer to it as, "My art in my home."

(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor.  I don't want to piss anyone off).   

[billy rubin]