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Started by Tank, August 29, 2018, 08:51:59 PM

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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 27, 2020, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 22, 2020, 09:46:20 PM
I had no expectations and thus loved it.

The source material is a bit interesting but the movie was odd on so many levels and poorly done even my low expectations were frustrated.

Had you seen the stage show?
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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on January 27, 2020, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 27, 2020, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 22, 2020, 09:46:20 PM
I had no expectations and thus loved it.

The source material is a bit interesting but the movie was odd on so many levels and poorly done even my low expectations were frustrated.

Had you seen the stage show?

No, just snippets on Youtube.
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xSilverPhinx



Tried too hard to be funny. Was not funny.
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No one

Martin Lawrence is about as funny as losing both balls to testicular cancer, then coming home to find your family has been slaughtered.

Bad Penny II

Quote from: No one on February 10, 2020, 06:54:39 PM
Martin Lawrence is about as funny as losing both balls to testicular cancer, then ...... coming home to find your family has been slaughtered.

I was expecting something else, maybe coming home to find Nigella cooking a romantic meal.
Coming home to find your family slaughtered would be pretty bad too I suppose.
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Bluenose

Quote from: Bad Penny II on February 11, 2020, 07:27:59 AM
Quote from: No one on February 10, 2020, 06:54:39 PM
Martin Lawrence is about as funny as losing both balls to testicular cancer, then ...... coming home to find your family has been slaughtered.

I was expecting something else, maybe coming home to find Nigella cooking a romantic meal.
Coming home to find your family slaughtered would be pretty bad too I suppose.

I'd be pretty happy coming home to find Nigella cooking any damn thing she likes! :D
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xSilverPhinx

Why do I feel like watching a bad movie? I must be coming down with something. :notsure:
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billy rubin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjGAxuijeY

i actually watched this once.

now i cant even finish the preview


more people have been to berlin than i have

Randy

Quote from: billy rubin on November 28, 2020, 11:48:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjGAxuijeY

i actually watched this once.

now i cant even finish the preview
That preview was awful. I can't imagine watching the movie itself. I'd need a few beers in me I think to not care.
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Dark Lightning

Quote from: billy rubin on November 28, 2020, 11:48:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVjGAxuijeY

i actually watched this once.

now i cant even finish the preview

What in the actual fuck was that? I don't watch a lot of movies (the last one my wife and I went to was some schlock about the early space program, and bedamned if I remember the name).

xSilverPhinx

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billy rubin

i hate to admit i know about this stuff, but its an example of 1980s drive-in movie sexploitation films. lots of pretty girls, a thin plot to get them into skimpy clothing, and then some baudy scenes to make the teenagers laugh.

my ex sort of  brother in law wrote the screenplay for this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw

their redeeming quality is thar they mostly dont take themselves seriously, so they misz that special category of film that is really really bad without trying to be


more people have been to berlin than i have

Randy

Quote from: billy rubin on November 30, 2020, 04:14:35 PM
i hate to admit i know about this stuff, but its an example of 1980s drive-in movie sexploitation films. lots of pretty girls, a thin plot to get them into skimpy clothing, and then some baudy scenes to make the teenagers laugh.

my ex sort of  brother in law wrote the screenplay for this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw

their redeeming quality is thar they mostly dont take themselves seriously, so they misz that special category of film that is really really bad without trying to be
I just had my nurse practitioner prescribe some pain pills. After I get high on them I might watch this otherwise I don't think I could take it.
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

billy rubin

the scene where the frog lady drags the silks around was suppozed to be a mating scene. but tge director could figure the screenplay out so he just told the actress go get some cloth and wave it instead

same brother in law wrote the novelization version of schwarzenegfar's terminator 2 screenplay


more people have been to berlin than i have

Magdalena

Quote from: Randy on November 30, 2020, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 30, 2020, 04:14:35 PM
i hate to admit i know about this stuff, but its an example of 1980s drive-in movie sexploitation films. lots of pretty girls, a thin plot to get them into skimpy clothing, and then some baudy scenes to make the teenagers laugh.

my ex sort of  brother in law wrote the screenplay for this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw

their redeeming quality is thar they mostly dont take themselves seriously, so they misz that special category of film that is really really bad without trying to be
I just had my nurse practitioner prescribe some pain pills. After I get high on them I might watch this otherwise I don't think I could take it.
:snicker:

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