Florida Teacher Accused of Wizardry

[Asmodean]

Sheesh!

I remember reading about a group that had a problem with "Barney" (the purple dinosaur thing)

You know when he reads a story, then the characters come to life?
Well, that's summoning.
Barney's in league with Satan.

Yesterday, I turned into a driveway,
JoeActor

Eh... You might get away with conjuration, but try necromancy and you fry. What do these people have against raising dead I wonder..?

[karadan]

Sheesh!

I remember reading about a group that had a problem with "Barney" (the purple dinosaur thing)

You know when he reads a story, then the characters come to life?
Well, that's summoning.
Barney's in league with Satan.

Yesterday, I turned into a driveway,
JoeActor

Eh... You might get away with conjuration, but try necromancy and you fry. What do these people have against raising dead I wonder..?

I guess if believing in a fictional fairy-tale such as god, then believing in something as ridiculous as wizardry must be second nature.

[Minneapolitian]

I Darrin take this Witch Samanta

OMG well no wonder Darrin put his foot down and made sure to keep his wife Samantha real identity in the closet, LOL.

And if one is accused of "Wizardry" what exactly is the punishment?  And if the "Wizard" or "Witch" doesn't approve of the punishment would it be ok if he or she turns everyone in the room in to an artichoke?

[afreethinker30]

Hi one and all. Greetings from Texas!

Thought people on this forum might be interested in the following story, if you haven't already heard about it...

http://www.local6.com/news/16169506/detail.html

Yes, this really has happened in the good ol' USA    Strange coincidence that Land 'O Lakes is definitely in the Bible Belt!

Well when you think about how upset people get over Halloween or Harry Potter it doesn't surprise me anymore.OMG wait I just found out Spongebob is gay!

[EvolutionCalling]

It's true!  He turned me into a newt!  I got better though...

[Smallville]

It's true!  He turned me into a newt!  I got better though...

Witch! Witch!

Wait a minute...was he ever weighed against a duck for uncontroversial proof?"