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Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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Biggus Dickus

#600
April 11, 2020, 02:52:49 AM





It's all my fault,...I'm so very sorry everyone :-[ :'(

I didn't know :P
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

#601
April 11, 2020, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 11, 2020, 02:52:49 AM





It's all my fault,...I'm so very sorry everyone :-[ :'(

I didn't know :P

:lol: That's some good satire! Is it from The Onion? :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Biggus Dickus

#602
April 11, 2020, 03:23:04 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 11, 2020, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 11, 2020, 02:52:49 AM





It's all my fault,...I'm so very sorry everyone :-[ :'(

I didn't know :P

:lol: That's some good satire! Is it from The Onion? :P

I don't think it's the Onion, I think just an anonymous source...when I first saw it on Twitter no source was given 8)
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dark Lightning

#603
April 11, 2020, 03:59:17 AM
I'm just waiting for the day when that scabrous son of a pangolin is discovered to be infected with the corona virus. I'll have a great laugh.  :smilenod:

Recusant

#604
April 11, 2020, 05:00:20 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 11, 2020, 03:23:04 AMI don't think it's the Onion, I think just an anonymous source...when I first saw it on Twitter no source was given 8)

It's from The Business Standard News, which is a satire site.
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Tank

#605
April 11, 2020, 07:34:55 AM
Quote from: Recusant on April 11, 2020, 05:00:20 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 11, 2020, 03:23:04 AMI don't think it's the Onion, I think just an anonymous source...when I first saw it on Twitter no source was given 8)

It's from The Business Standard News, which is a satire site.

Poo!  >:(
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#606
April 20, 2020, 03:53:53 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Icarus

#607
April 21, 2020, 02:50:54 AM
DL I do not wish to put the Corona virus on him.  If I was wishing him a dose of reality, I would much prefer that he contracted a Genital herpes,  or mercifully and of course reverently, a dose of a milder STD originated from a whore house blowjob.

Dark Lightning

#608
April 21, 2020, 02:57:26 AM
Quote from: Icarus on April 21, 2020, 02:50:54 AM
DL I do not wish to put the Corona virus on him.  If I was wishing him a dose of reality, I would much prefer that he contracted a Genital herpes,  or mercifully and of course reverently, a dose of a milder STD originated from a whore house blowjob.

You're WAY a nicer guy than I am! :smilenod:

Icarus

#609
April 22, 2020, 04:29:26 AM
Not actually a nicer guy DL. I just thought it more appropriate for Mister 700 club to fall from grace by experiencing an oral sex epiphany that included an STD component.   

xSilverPhinx

#610
May 03, 2020, 02:03:43 PM


I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

billy rubin

#611
May 03, 2020, 02:32:22 PM
what is unbelievable about  a skillet of baby spinach?

billy is confused again


set the function, not the mechanism.

xSilverPhinx

#612
May 03, 2020, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on May 03, 2020, 02:32:22 PM
what is unbelievable about  a skillet of baby spinach?

billy is confused again

It's a before and after pic.  ;D Exaggerated, of course. :P

Seriously, it's like leaves disappear into an alternate universe when they're in a hot pot. 
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Dark Lightning

#613
May 03, 2020, 03:39:34 PM
Billy has never cooked spinach? That stuff goes to nothing when cooked.

xSilverPhinx

#614
May 03, 2020, 04:05:53 PM


Oldie but Goodie :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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