Things that make you chuckle

[Dark Lightning]

Double-tapping donkey...

A riddle- How does one keep a turkey suspended for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

I double-tapped because videos loaded here seem to take one tap for going to utube, and then another to start the video. 

[xSilverPhinx]

[Tank]

[hermes2015]

Those Brazilian birds know how to dance.

[jumbojak]

I needed this laugh today.

[billy rubin]

thats not woad.

the middle one is woad. i have it on excellent authority which unfortuneately i cannot corroborate because my telephone considers image urls too difficult to provide.

[hermes2015]

You have some explaining to do, young man. Why aren't you perusing Victoria's Secret wares?

[jumbojak]

You have some explaining to do, young man. Why aren't you perusing Victoria's Secret wares?

I don't think their products would fit me very well...

[billy rubin]

you might be surprised

[hermes2015]

You have some explaining to do, young man. Why aren't you perusing Victoria's Secret wares?

I don't think their products would fit me very well...

From what I've heard, that's not why most guys look at Victoria's Secret pictures.

[jumbojak]

You have some explaining to do, young man. Why aren't you perusing Victoria's Secret wares?

I don't think their products would fit me very well...

From what I've heard, that's not why most guys look at Victoria's Secret pictures.

There's that, but I don't find the typical "model" body type to be eye catching. Sure, I can see that she's pretty but a glance is enough to confirm that. I generally don't find women attractive until I've at least spoken with them.

[hermes2015]

You have some explaining to do, young man. Why aren't you perusing Victoria's Secret wares?

I don't think their products would fit me very well...

From what I've heard, that's not why most guys look at Victoria's Secret pictures.

There's that, but I don't find the typical "model" body type to be eye catching. Sure, I can see that she's pretty but a glance is enough to confirm that. I generally don't find women attractive until I've at least spoken with them.

I was never that mature. I used to just chase the pretty faces and good, smooth bodies. My older, usual female, acquaintances provided all the intellectual stimulation I needed.

[Dark Lightning]

[jumbojak]

It's not about maturity, it's about enjoying another person's company. I would much rather spend time, even just a little while, with a girl who is beautiful than one who is probably just pretty. Even the pretty girls can wind up looking downright hideous once they show you who they really are.

The two most beautiful women I know would probably never win any traditional beauty contests. They don't have the tiny waist and properly proportioned hips and bust. They carry a bit of extra weight and are self conscious about it. They shouldn't be though, both of them are drop dead gorgeous.

For the record, I liked the look of them before I got to know them too...

[Davin]