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Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 02:25:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
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:lol:

I know some that need one of those in the rear!

An epidural is called for.

I was thinking something along the lines of a general anesthesia. :notsure:

Er, I was meaning "To carry their, er, exhaust fumes over my head" !  Shoulda ssid, "Fitted to their resr."

But, yeah, now I think on it . . .

:rofl:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 02:25:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
^
:lol:

I know some that need one of those in the rear!

An epidural is called for.

I was thinking something along the lines of a general anesthesia. :notsure:

Er, I was meaning "To carry their, er, exhaust fumes over my head" !  Shoulda ssid, "Fitted to their resr."

But, yeah, now I think on it . . .

We just have naughty minds, that's why we interpreted it that way.

:this:

I wish I could say that I interpreted it that way after reading Hermes' comment but alas, that is not true.  :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 02:25:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
^
:lol:

I know some that need one of those in the rear!

An epidural is called for.

I was thinking something along the lines of a general anesthesia. :notsure:

Er, I was meaning "To carry their, er, exhaust fumes over my head" !  Shoulda ssid, "Fitted to their resr."

But, yeah, now I think on it . . .

We just have naughty minds, that's why we interpreted it that way.

:this:

I wish I could say that I interpreted it that way after reading Hermes' comment but alas, that is not true.  :P

I deliberately refrsined from comment on Herme's big, fat organ elsewhere -  but since this thread has wefted its warp that way . . ,
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

hermes2015

Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 02:25:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
^
:lol:

I know some that need one of those in the rear!

An epidural is called for.

I was thinking something along the lines of a general anesthesia. :notsure:

Er, I was meaning "To carry their, er, exhaust fumes over my head" !  Shoulda ssid, "Fitted to their resr."

But, yeah, now I think on it . . .

We just have naughty minds, that's why we interpreted it that way.

:this:

I wish I could say that I interpreted it that way after reading Hermes' comment but alas, that is not true.  :P

I deliberately refrsined from comment on Herme's big, fat organ elsewhere -  but since this thread has wefted its warp that way . . ,

I don't think I had a comma between big and fat, so the meaning was different.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Dave

Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 05:41:55 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 05:38:58 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 24, 2018, 02:55:49 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 24, 2018, 02:25:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 24, 2018, 02:23:06 PM
^
:lol:

I know some that need one of those in the rear!

An epidural is called for.

I was thinking something along the lines of a general anesthesia. :notsure:

Er, I was meaning "To carry their, er, exhaust fumes over my head" !  Shoulda ssid, "Fitted to their resr."

But, yeah, now I think on it . . .

We just have naughty minds, that's why we interpreted it that way.

:this:

I wish I could say that I interpreted it that way after reading Hermes' comment but alas, that is not true.  :P

I deliberately refrsined from comment on Herme's big, fat organ elsewhere -  but since this thread has wefted its warp that way . . ,

I don't think I had a comma between big and fat, so the meaning was different.

I sit corrected! But . . .
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Biggus Dickus

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Bad Penny II

I'm drawing a sexist conclusion.

Maybe there should be a parallel cartoon with a in water mansplainer fish.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Bad Penny II on April 01, 2018, 02:33:02 PM
I'm drawing a sexist conclusion.

Maybe there should be a parallel cartoon with a in water mansplainer fish.

:thoughtful: Yes, that could work. :smilenod:

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey