Religious comedy memes etc.

[Icarus]

https://imgur.com/gallery/11-blqnRtM

[Asmodean]

Ah, but they didn't waddle on them comically short legs all the way, you see! Them's swam most of the way. Good swimmers, penguins. Checkmate, Atheists.

[Tank]

Ah, but they didn't waddle on them comically short legs all the way, you see! Them's swam most of the way. Good swimmers, penguins. Checkmate, Atheists.

And don't forget they had to walk back afterwards and they really didn't need to get on in the first place!

[billy rubin]

https://youtu.be/9dfWzp7rYR4?feature=shared

[Recusant]

An incredible example of the Miracles of Evolution.

[zorkan]

Why would god create birds that can't fly?
Maybe one of his wonders.
Why do they waddle?
Some can't.

https://wildinart.co.uk/events/great-waddle-of-worcester/

[Asmodean]

And don't forget they had to walk back afterwards and they really didn't need to get on in the first place!

Yeah, back, they did waddle. The water was gone by then. Still, the ship was stuck on topa' mountain, and penguins are rounded creatures, so them's rolled downhill much of the way back.

And as for having to go... Well, it was the first ocean liner cruise in the world. Big event. Lotsa' complimentary booze service. Blood of Jesus and what else have you.

The Asmo could make a decent apologist, himthinks. At least His bullshit is entertaining.

[Tank]